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Finally, A Way To Cure a Hangover!


A Hangover Cure
Yes, it works....
A hangover cure that actually works has been created and it is AWESOME.  We spent years honing our secret formula and now, for the first time, we want to share it with the drinking public.  Just click on the buy button to the left and experience the greatness.  If for some reason you are unlucky enough not to have the best hangover cure on the planet, don't worry, here are some good ways to wake up feeling great after a night out, naturally:


-Bacon.  Yeah, that's right, bacon is a great hangover cure food.  Crazy to us too, but apparently it can help.  Maybe that's why a big, greasy breakfast at Denny's sounds so damn good after a night out full of Patron shots and making it rain.  You do make it rain, right?  Do some eggs and bacon with a big cup of OJ and you should be on your way to recovery soon.



-Water.  This one is a no brainer.  You gotta stay hydrated or you will feel like total crap the next morning.  Try drinking a glass of water in between every shot, beer, glass of wine, whatever you like to drink, to prevent being really hungover the next morning.  


-Vitamins.  When you drink, alcohol wrecks your body and throws it totally out of wack.  You lose all sorts of important nutrients in your body.  So take some sort of vitamin supplement, preferably one with B vitamins, after you are done drinking.


-Sleep.  If you can afford to take the day off work or school (college, not kindergarten)  and just lay in bed all day watching the Price is Right, then do it!  It's not really a cure, it's just logical.


-Milk.  Milk is a good drink that will calm your stomach and replenish your body.  A glass before drinking alcohol can help.  We recommend drinking some milk before you go out to help coat your stomach from alcohol.  It helps.


-Sauna.  Sweating out all the alcohol from the night before will help.  If you don't have access to one (most apartments have one in the front office) a hot bath can take its place.  Sweating out impurities is a good way to get back on your feet again.


A hang over cure like ours will help, but follow the advice above if you don't have one of our vials in your pocket.  Please remember that we do not endorse reckless drinking or drunk driving, so be safe out there!  Call a cab or something.  Cheers!