Frequently Asked Questions
How Powerful is The Hangover Cure?
Have you ever been roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal at the same time? Of course you haven't. No human could survive such impact. But imagine being able to somehow harness that incredible power and drink it. Yeah, The Hangover Cure is even more powerful than that.
How does drinking The Hangover Cure make you feel?
Luxurious things
Imagine winning the lottery and replacing your car with the ultimate in automotive luxury: a gently-used 1991 Chrysler Lebaron convertible. Now imagine wearing an elegant acid-washed jean jacket with a bunch of wolves painted on it. Picture yourself cruising in the fast lane in your 1991 Chrysler Lebaron with the top down.
The wind is whipping through your feathered locks. Fellow drivers nod approvingly at your wolf jacket as you pass them on the open road. Your power is strong. You have arrived. You have the respect you deserve and people know you mean business. You feel yourself growing talons and slowly transforming into a majestic bald eagle, soaring high above a mountain, looking down on the planet Earth and your human form. That's how The Hangover Cure makes you feel.
Does THC-The Hangover Cure contain caffeine?
No.
What does THC-The Hangover Cure taste like?
The Hangover Cure, when mixed with water, fizzes up to create a mild tropical flavor.
Does THC-The Hangover Cure contain, uh, you know...
No, The Hangover Cure does NOT contain TetraHydroCannabinol, the substance in marijuana plants that gets you high, as the kids say. That would be illegal and we are way too pretty for jail.
Where can I buy The Hangover Cure in my area?
Is there anything better than THC for curing hangovers?
Unicorn tears. That is it.
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Does THC-The Hangover Cure have any side effects?
No, THC does not have any side effects. It is an all-natural dietary supplement. All ingredients in THC-The Hangover Cure are listed on the Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list published by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and US federal government. GRAS is FDA designation that a chemical or substance is considered safe by experts for consumption. If you are still unsure if THC is right for you, please contact us. Or, as with any dietary supplement, consult your doctor.
Does THC-The Hangover Cure prevent intoxication or alcohol poisoning?
No. THC does NOT prevent intoxication and does NOT protect against alcohol poisoning or binge drinking. Always drink responsibly and NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. Seriously, using our product doesn't give you a Get Out of Jail Free card.
If I forget to take THC-The Hangover Cure before bed, will it still help if I take it in the morning after a hangover has occurred?
THC is formulated to replenish what alcohol takes away in your body. If you are experiencing hangover symptoms after a night of drinking, simply take THC as soon as possible when you wake up. We still recommend taking THC the night before to avoid hangover symptoms to begin with.
Or just do what our Twitter buddy Mason does....
Does THC-The Hangover Cure contain ephedrine?
No. THC does not contain any ephedrine, ephedra, ma huang, yohimbine, or other dangerous stimulants. It does, however, contain large quantities of awesomeness.
Does THC come with a money-back guarantee?
Yes. Every order of THC comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase for any reason, please contact us for a prompt refund.
How can I distribute The Hangover Cure?
Does The Hangover Cure prevent against beer goggles?
No. We learned this the hard way. If you wake up next to Chewbaca after a long night at the bar, don't blame us.
Does The Hangover Cure really help with hangovers?
Absolutely. Check out authentic testimonials from satisfied THC customers all over the world. Seriously, we know there is a ton of junk out there and our product was created out of frustration that nothing on the market seemed to actually work. So we offer real tweets from real people who love THC-The Hangover Cure. Cheers!
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