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We're not gonna bullshit ya skippy, it's pretty dern powerful. So be warned. If you're the type of person who gets trashed after two low-calorie Seltzers and scream-cries themself to bed next to a waifu pillow at 8:30 pm, this isn't something for you. Or if you're one of those pretentious Silicon Valley dickheads who starts every sentence with the word "So" like you're giving me your own personal TED TALK about fleece vests or whatever the fuck, THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE PRODUCT FOR YOU WALLFLOWER. TAKE YA ASS BACK TO THE JUICEBAR.
Imagine winning the lottery and upgrading your ride to the ultimate automotive luxury glo-up; a well-maintained, one-owner, low-mileage 1991 Chrystler Lebaron convertible. Now imagine wearing an elegant acid-washed jean jacket with a bunch of wolves air-brushed on it. Picture yourself cruising the fast lane with the top down on your Lebaron. Wooshhhhh..... that's the wind whipping playfully through your feathered locks. Welcome to the big time, kiddo.
Fellow drivers nod approvingly of your wolf jacket as they pass you on the open road. Your power is strong. You have arrived. You have the respect you deserve and people know you mean business. You feel yourself floating, looking down at the earth on your human vessel, transending to some higher form of consciousness, your aura tearing at the very fabric of reality. You enter a realm where words have no meaning but if they did you would belt out at the top of your lungs ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE FROM HANGOVERS!’ and then you punch the alien back down into his space ship and you're Will Smith.
That's how drinking THC The Hangover Cure makes you feel.
No, THC does not have any side effects. It is an all-natural dietary supplement. All ingredients in THC-The Hangover Cure are listed on the Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list published by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and US federal government. GRAS is FDA designation that a chemical or substance is considered safe by experts for consumption. If you are still unsure if THC is right for you, please contact us. Or, as with any dietary supplement, consult your doctor. Made in the USA.
THC is formulated to replenish what alcohol takes away in your body. If you are experiencing hangover symptoms after a night of drinking, simply take THC as soon as possible when you wake up. We still recommend taking THC the night before to avoid/minimize hangover symptoms to begin with. Or just do what the homie Mason does:
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