Frequently asked questions

Just how powerful is THC The Hangover Cure?

We're not gonna bullshit ya skippy, it's pretty dern powerful. So be warned. If you're the type of person who gets trashed after two low-calorie Seltzers and scream-cries themself to bed next to a waifu pillow at 8:30 pm, this isn't something for you. Or if you're one of those pretentious Silicon Valley dickheads who starts every sentence with the word "So" like you're giving me your own personal TED TALK about fleece vests or whatever the fuck, THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE PRODUCT FOR YOU WALLFLOWER. TAKE YA ASS BACK TO THE JUICEBAR.



How does drinking THC The Hangover Cure make you feel?

expensive taste Imagine winning the lottery and upgrading your ride to the ultimate automotive luxury glo-up; a well-maintained, one-owner, low-mileage 1991 Chrystler Lebaron convertible. Now imagine wearing an elegant acid-washed jean jacket with a bunch of wolves air-brushed on it. Picture yourself cruising the fast lane with the top down on your Lebaron. Wooshhhhh..... that's the wind whipping playfully through your feathered locks. Welcome to the big time, kiddo. Fellow drivers nod approvingly of your wolf jacket as they pass you on the open road. Your power is strong. You have arrived. You have the respect you deserve and people know you mean business. You feel yourself floating, looking down at the earth on your human vessel, transending to some higher form of consciousness, your aura tearing at the very fabric of reality. You enter a realm where words have no meaning but if they did you would belt out at the top of your lungs ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE FROM HANGOVERS!’ and then you punch the alien back down into his space ship and you're Will Smith. That's how drinking THC The Hangover Cure makes you feel.



What does THC The Hangover Cure taste like?

The Hangover Cure, when mixed with water, fizzes mildly and creates a tropical fruit, lemon-lime type beverage. It's quite drinkable/tasty for a supplement and we've had basically zero complaints about the taste.



Does THC The Hangover Cure contain the pot?

No, THC does not contain marijuanadrugs or any other illicit substance. It'd be a lot cooler if it did though. We know, we know.



Where can I buy THC The Hangover Cure locally?

Contact us and we will find you a local distributor/retail setup.



Is there anything better than THC The Hangover Cure for curing hangovers?

Two mythical options are known to exist: 1. Mermaid tears. 2. Abraham Lincoln's bathwater. But real talk - we all know Honest Abe's murky drippins and leavins belong in a museum. 3. THC The Hangover Cure. *power gap* 4. Probably like menudo or something.



Does THC The Hangover Cure have any side effects?

No, THC does not have any side effects. It is an all-natural dietary supplement. All ingredients in THC-The Hangover Cure are listed on the Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list published by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and US federal government. GRAS is FDA designation that a chemical or substance is considered safe by experts for consumption. If you are still unsure if THC is right for you, please contact us. Or, as with any dietary supplement, consult your doctor. Made in the USA.



Does THC The Hangover Cure prevent against drunk driving, alcohol poisoning, beer goggles, unwanted pregnancies, etc?

No. THC does NOT prevent intoxication and does NOT protect against alcohol poisoning or binge drinking. Always drink responsibly and NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. Our product doesn't give you a Get Out of Jail Free card so use your head out there.



If I forget to take THC The Hangover Cure before bed, will it still help if I take it in the morning after a hangover has occurred?

THC is formulated to replenish what alcohol takes away in your body. If you are experiencing hangover symptoms after a night of drinking, simply take THC as soon as possible when you wake up. We still recommend taking THC the night before to avoid/minimize hangover symptoms to begin with. Or just do what the homie Mason does:



Does THC-The Hangover Cure contain caffeine?

No. THC does not contain any caffeine, ephedrine, ephedra, ma huang, yohimbine, or any other dangerous stimulants.



How can I distribute/resell The Hangover Cure?

We like your style already amigo/a. Contact us and let's work something out. Órale.



But seriously, does THC REALLY help with hangovers?

Check out authentic testimonials from satisfied THC customers all over the world. We offer money-back guarantees if you are not fully satisfied with the hangover relief THC The Hangover Cure delivers.



Does THC come with a money-back guarantee?

Yes. Every order of THC comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase for any reason, please contact us for a prompt refund.