The Hangover Cure™ is an all natural powder drink mix un-scientifically formulated to prevent the negative effects of drinking too much alcohol. Simply mix with water and drink before bed after a night of animalistic debauchery. It's that easy.🤯 Boom.
Just how awesome is THC-The Hangover Cure? Y'all ever seen that ol' Rembrandt painting where it's like a giant bald eagle posting up the Yeti and they's fixin' to throw 'bows inside an ice volcano? Yeah well it's a lot like that 'cept you can drink it🔥
Rembrandt's "Eagle vs. Ice Yeti" (1638)
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THC THE HANGOVER CURE EXECUTIVE POWERPOINT MEETING SUMMARY
✅Gets rid of overconsumption symptoms before they start. Yuh.
✅Safe. All natural, no dangerous stimulants and only 25 calories.
✅Convenient. THC fits easily in your pocket, purse or ironic moleskin satchel. ✅Perfect for morning-after relief no matter where you end up. Yuh again.
🙌Easy to use. Just mix with water and drink before bed.
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🍹🌴Tropical Fruit flavor = Tasty fresh.
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Cranky People Legal Stuff: THC is a dietary supplement and has not been regulated by the FDA. It is not meant to treat, prevent or cure any disease. The obviously nonsensical statements and ramblings on this truly awful website have not been evaluated by the FDA. The Hangover Cure does not prevent intoxication, needing a DUI attorney, alcohol poisoning, hiring female or male strippers or general stupidity. Always drink responsibly and NEVER drink and drive.